This is what happens when I have nothing to do with my life and I stalk people I have never met on Instagram and soak in granny-style vibes. It might be more potent if I had grey hair and drew wrinkles on my face but... it's kind of already been done ya know? I need to think of something even more crazy and shocking that will make John Waters become my fangirl.
This outfit was seriously lacking a big brooch with pressed flowers or needlepoint or something but I wore gold rings for *BLING* instead and my Christmas Teddy badge for garish holiday spirit. This blouse is my favourite thrift store find and I'm pretty sure it's handmade, which makes it feel even more special since it has a strange but personal history to it.